Let’s verify on Dallas Mavericks followers.
Within the wake of the earth-shattering Luka Doncic commerce, issues could possibly be…uh, going higher. Followers parading coffins and creatively constructed indicators round their beloved Dirk Nowitzki statue are being joined exterior by those that tried to go to the sport, however obtained thrown out of the stadium for screaming “FIRE NICO” on the Jumbotron. It’s a humanitarian disaster, a totalitarian regime. By protecting the entire course of below wraps earlier than dropping the commerce in the course of the evening whereas the group was on a prolonged highway journey, the group clearly understood a foul response was coming, however did they count on it to be Nowitzki himself exhibiting up at a Lakers sport dangerous?
Is it a revolt? No, Nico. It’s a revolution.
I really feel for Mavs followers, and I frankly don’t know if I might react any extra favorably if the Boston Celtics traded Jayson Tatum for Bam Adebayo and a first-round choose. However issues are getting dire out right here, and the Mavericks’ out-of-touch response to their followers’ fully legitimate freakout has me questioning if the NBA wants some honest-to-goodness authorized reforms to guard followers. It’s been out of contact, out of whack, and threatening to drive us all out of our minds.
Absurd press conferences introducing their new gamers with out the GM who acquired them current. Fully tone-deaf quotes from proprietor Patrick Dumont saying “I’m a huge Luka fan. My household are huge Luka followers. I’ve a very deep appreciation for what he delivered to this group”… a couple of man they simply traded with no warning, in the course of the evening, lower than a yr after he led them to the NBA Finals. In the event that they have been actively making an attempt to make this worse, I’m undecided what they’d even do in another way. And whereas I’m not right here to repair it, certainly we are able to make this somewhat higher, even when at this level I’m hesitant to counsel the Mavs received’t proceed to search out methods to make their responses much more tactless.
Sadly, like all unmitigated public relations catastrophe, we don’t have a time machine to return and repair the issue. However clearly, if any group is contemplating buying and selling their greatest participant of their mid-20s for a worse participant of their 30s… don’t. However that ship has already left port, sailed into an iceberg and sunk to the underside of the ocean. So what’s to be completed?
The 1st step: express regret.
Step one in correcting for any huge mistake is apologizing, which the Mavericks most likely suppose they will’t do lower than two weeks after making the commerce. However that’s solely as a result of they wish to seem like severe individuals, however it will be attainable to apologize and stay severe. You’d simply have to fireplace all of the individuals who helped make the choice, so Nico Harrison, Miriam Adelson and Patrick Dumont. However that may be difficult, since two of these individuals personal the group, so…
Fortunately, it’s additionally attainable to apologize with out remaining severe. And we already know they aren’t severe individuals, as a result of… *gestures to the commerce they simply made*. So simply apologize, hearth Nico so he takes the autumn for the billionaire homeowners, and transfer on. That’s an excellent begin.
Step two could possibly be a bit extra materials. As soon as they’ve issued probably the most complicated apology in human historical past, the Mavericks possession ought to most likely begin the world’s most blatant bribery marketing campaign. Free merch at each sport. Kyrie bobbleheads all over the place. Hell, Adelson and Dumont ought to most likely begin funding public works tasks throughout Dallas. Something they will do to purchase off the fan base, even when it’s apparent.
Look, I’m not morally into bribery both, however I believe getting your fan base again on board is value a semi-obvious sustained PR stunt. However there’s additionally the chance that there’s nothing the Mavericks possession might do to repair this factor within the brief time period; I’m not even certain profitable a championship would repair it. It’s an affront to the previous, current and way forward for this group — an affront to the basic legal guidelines of NBA nature. What can they do in that case?
They may additionally go full-desperation mode, pull a web page from the Lakers’ ebook and attempt to retroactively fail Davis’ bodily, thereby voiding the commerce and beginning probably probably the most complicated authorized course of the NBA has ever seen. It wouldn’t work, however it will present the followers they actually, actually perceive how improper the factor they did was, and possibly earn some goodwill again for making an attempt.
Or, maybe, the reply is to faux all of it didn’t occur. Go full authoritarian mode and rewrite the historical past books. There by no means was a Luka. There has all the time been a Davis. Any point out of the commerce is met with “what commerce?” or “we’re trying into that, thanks for bringing it to our consideration.”
It sounds loopy, however get this: it’d solely be the second-craziest factor they’ve completed this season. In order a final resort, I don’t see why not.